In one of the web’s latest viral videos featuring someone who’s just woken up after dental sedation, one woman’s drug-induced rants have earned her the moniker “Wisdom Teeth Girl.”

According to an October 24 Time article, the YouTube video, called “Girl Desperate to be Nicki Minaj After Wisdom Teeth Removal,” shows Jayci Underwood spending about six minutes wondering why her wisdom teeth removal didn’t make her look like musician Nicki Minaj.

Apparently, Underwood — in her post-sedation state — believed her dentist was also going to surgically grant her Minaj’s face and butt, in addition to changing her ethnicity entirely. The fact that Underwood is still herself, and not a high-profile pop-star, makes her pretty visibly disappointed, even to the point of tears.

In the video, Underwood goes on to rant and rave through bloated cheeks and post-surgery pain about other disappointments associated with her dental procedure. For example, why isn’t she friends with Ellen DeGeneres?

“Ellen DeGeneres is generous,” she cries in the video. “That’s literally her name. And I love her.”

Yet Underwood’s video has its detractors, many of whom believe the video is a ploy to get herself featured on DeGeneres’s talk show.

“What are the chances that this blows up, Ellen sees it, brings her on the show, and Nicki Minaj is a surprise guest?” one Reddit user asked.

It has yet to be seen whether Underwood will successfully grab DeGeneres’s, or Minaj’s, attention for a few minutes of fame.